Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Horrible Parenting or Geniusness?

After using an ENTIRE bottle of spot remover on two loads of laundry:

Me: "You need to use napkins to wipe your face and hands."
Tatum: "Why? God made napkins?"
M: "Yes, God made napkins for you to use."
T: "Why God made napkins?"
M: "God made napkins for you to wipe your face and hands, so you wouldn't wipe them on your clothes."
T: "But my like to wipe them on my clothes."
M: "Well, God doesn't like when you wipe them on your clothes."
T: "God get mad?"
M: "Yes, God gets mad when you wipe your face and hands on your clothes because He made napkins for you to use. And He doesn't like it when you don't use them. So use napkins."

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